win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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