3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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