thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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