He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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