belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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