HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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