maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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