so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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