I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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