Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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