well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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