maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Everything about him screamed your future.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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