go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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