so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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