his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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