I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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