so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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