So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Are we still banned from the library?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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