It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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