I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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