Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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