so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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