im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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