i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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