do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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