in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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