Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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