So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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