after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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