i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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