Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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