White coat. Heels.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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