Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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