On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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