so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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