haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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