Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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