i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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