I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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