Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
handjob tips. give me some.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
worst night to have a conscience
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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