Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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