Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We got so high we made milksteak
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Randomize
