its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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