I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize