I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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