Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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