so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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