I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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