found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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