So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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