why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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