The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Never joke about your clitoris.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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