Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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