hotel room ftw
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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