I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Do plants get herpes?
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