U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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Do I have a choice?
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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