dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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